Holey Goodness!!
The prep for a Colonoscopy is the absolute most horrible thing I have EVER experienced to get ready for ANY type of procedure in my life.
It is an absolute miracle that I got all of that awful 'GoLytley' stuff down my throat!
Call me a drama queen, but I honestly feel traumatized from this entire experience.
As soon as I sat down and took my very first sip I immediately said "oh my God, I can NOT do this!"
(sorry, it was that awful. I wouldn't usually use the Lord's name in vain, but that was my response..)
If you are ever preparing for a Colonoscopy, please don't come to me because I wont be able to give you any words of encouragement.
In fact, I might just start gagging then turn and walk away.
I was up until 3am drinking my first half of the solution.. and running back and forth from the toilet.
It took forever because I had to mix it with several oz of juice or something to get it down.. so I had lots of drinking to do because of that..
This morning I got up at 7:45 to start drinking the last 2liters of GoLytley with juice and what not. Then right before 10am (cut off time for intake) I started to doubt that I had gotten enough down.
I had only swallowed roughly 3liters of the stuff.. my BM wasn't quite yet 'yellow clear' so I filled a glass full of the stuff, stood in the restroom and started chugging..
It was a 2steps forward 1 step back process..
I chug 2 gulps, gag up 1 gulp. did this process a few times until I said "ok, that's it, NO MORE!"
dumped it out and left to drop Hyrum off with Gretchen and Caleb.
I went to my class so I could get the credit for it.. I had already talked to the 'teacher' about me not being able to participate in the work out because of the Colonoscopy earlier in the week.
When I got to class she looked at me dressed in normal clothes and asked "no work out for you today?"
I quickly reminded her of the colonoscopy because my system was still cleaning itself out, and I felt that if I were to do even one jump, crunch, or sit up.... well, there would probably be a big mess to clean.
After reminding her of the Colonoscopy she smiled and said very sly like (in slow motion) "Ooh, that's riiight." and proceeded to say "You are having a different kind of work out today."
Any way..
Luckily my system was cleared out to perfection and I was able to have the Colonoscopy.
After the torcher they put you through to prep for the dang thing, the Colonoscopy is a walk in the park.
They don't put you totally under, though they do put some kind of awesome magical drug in your I-V. You are there, but totally loopy and out of it, but yet aware of where you are and what's going on.
The Doc. said it was a mix of feel good, comfortable, amnesia type stuff.
I can't tell you exactly how long I was in there, I remember looking around, probably closed my eyes a few time (don't know how long for) and even looked at the TV screen to watch and get glimpses of the inside of my colon.
You can function and do all of this stuff but you can't really 'focus' on anything.
I remember being wheeled out and put in a corner recovery spot.. the procedure gave me the hiccups and I guess the doc. and nurses thought it was cute because I remember the nurse saying "aww, we gave you the hiccups :)"
The doctor ALSO commented on the fact that he had given me hiccups before sending me to recovery..
After the 'oo and ahh' of my "cute" little hiccups, they informed me I could start passing gas any time I felt like it now. ( haha )
Any way, the colonoscopy was non painful.. no pain afterwards, never felt a thing during the procedure.
I was just off in my own little feel good magical world for the whole thing.. Came home and went to sleep for a few hours..
The meds. haven't wore off 100% yet, and I could definitely go back to sleep now.. So, that is just what I am going to do.
P.S I can't forget the results! I'm sure you are all tired of reading these 'grose' blog entries about my digestive system. and the results are that I am not dieing.!
After being to 2 doctors previous to coming to VMason, I was told that I had NO tearing and NO hemorrhoids and that I would need a Colonoscopy to find the answer as to why I am bleeding and that it is something further up that they can't see without a colonoscopy..
Okay, well that pretty much freaked me out because hemorrhoids are practically the best case scenario for bleeding in that area.
My family physician couldn't say, and didn't have tools to look up inside so she suggested the specialist.
My absolutley awesome and KNOWLEDGABLE young 26yr old Doctor at the UW ER SEATTLE,
did an anal exam and DID take a look inside and if you read my previous blog on the matter you would remember that This doctor found 'spots' inside that he could not identify.
He said I would need a Colonoscopy with Biopsies to find out what these 'spots' are and see further up to check for more stuff going on..
Results of TODAYS COLONOSCOPY!!
are you ready...?
!!!HEMORRHOIDS!!!
hemorrhoids are easily identified... but according to the 26yr old ER doctor, they were unknown 'spots' far up that needed a biopsie.... yeah.. NOT the case..
Oh well, GI isn't going to be his speciality.. He was finishing up to be a Family Physician.